Friday, April 13, 2012

An Idiot's Guide to Life ( or Shorthand to A Peaceful Stay on Earth)

Rule #1: People who gossip WITH you will gossip ABOUT you. This bit is true. Ninety-nine percent of the time.

Rule #2: There are different types of people on this earth, two of which are: the people who drink too much and those who never drink at all. Don't trust both. The first one's a coward and the second one is probably a recovering alcoholic or is too stuck up, thinking he's better than everyone else.

Rule #3: People who don't walk the talk are the people who lack integrity. Don't expect too much from them.

Rule #4: High expectations are just that...HIGH. Expect disappointment to follow suit...almost always.

Rule #5: Learning to forgive is worth all the trouble. Trust me.

Rule #6: What you see and hear, leave it here. Mind your own friggin' business!

Rule #7: If you want to mess with other people's lives, then by all means, go ahead. expect the consequences though. No bad deed goes unpaid.

Rule #8: Not everything is always as it seems. Look and listen. Carefully.

Rule #9: Contentment with what you already have and who you already are is good. However, not striving to  be better is stupid. always remember that you are destined for greatness. Everybody is. some just fail to realize it.

Rule #10: You will make mistakes. And that's okay. It's better to make 'em all and learn than to play it safe and learn nothing.

Rule #11: THere will be times in your life when no one will come to your rescue; no one you can turn to. So go save yourself. Remember that you should be a friend and a hero to yourself first before you can be a friend and/or a hero to the rest of mankind.

Rule #12: You WILL fail. Many times. But never let it get to your head. It's just life swinging at you. So you have to have a thick face. Get over it and try again.

Rule#13: It get's better. Life gets better. I promise.

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